Sports figures looking like Ted Cruz is not a new phenomenon — but getting them in the same photo …
That’s Cubs owner Tom Ricketts along with Senator Ted Cruz. Ricketts is on the left, just so you know, because it’s easy to get the pair confused. This doppelg?nger photo comes on the heels of the realization that Duke guard Grayson Allen also bears a striking resemblance to the senator.
Let’s take this a step further, shall we? What happens if you mix Ted Cruz, Tom Ricketts, and Grayson Allen into a single human being?
Oh God. It’s like all of them and none of them at the same time. What is happening? What is this world? Why do we exist? Why does Grayson Cruz Ricketts III exist?
Gonna need to think about the world for a bit.
Gary Sanchez is the youngster, the upstart, but he’s also the best catcher in the AL now. He’s a dinger lord who’s somehow been overshadowed by Aaron Judge, but he’s still having a remarkable season, and even though he missed some time at the beginning of the season, he has a sound statistical case, too.
My main argument against Perez is that his success this season is at least partially driven by batting average. I don’t trust that. Sanchez is on pace to have 53 home runs in his first 600 major league at-bats. I trust that.
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